Definitely cards against humanity

Give all the natives AK-47s and tons of ammo

Hard stimulants like Concerta and Adderall are better more for pure ADHD than for Autism+ADHD like I have. Anything stronger than caffeine overstimulates me too much, I wish I didn’t go years before realizing I was better off without it

Having both autism and ADHD, Concerta overstimulated me way too much. Kids probably shouldn’t be taking Concerta anyway

I would stop my kid self from taking the concerta I was prescribed and instead get him to drink a cup of coffee every morning, and would also give him advice for when he stops being a Christian and his parents go apeshit and try to desperately bring him back into the fold.

Also I would prefer to use a DeLorean

The reptilians finally got to you I guess haha

Not the Spanish President, but the Spanish Prime Minister

Officially, the Spanish Prime Minister is called the President of the Government

I wish I can even afford to move out of the country in the first place

I love collecting CDs

480p

The Wii can only do 480p though

I collect all them. Want to get into Laserdisc as well

Aren’t mechanical pencils incompatible with scantrons?

I love Technology Connections

Cash

I heard of some drug dealers not accepting cash where I live

I want to grow my own potatoes, bananas, and coffee once I get my own house in the tropics

Speak any Human language

Switch 2 Launch, even though it will be 3-5 years before I end up getting one at least

I was originally hoping to move out my Mom’s this year, but I have increasing doubts I will be able to do that in the time frame that I want

Anything by Jelly Roll

In the USA, single payer. But that will never happen under fucking Trump