What I hear when I hear “company store”.

Here’s a version you FEEL

And finally, a slightly more updated version

Hands need to be smaller.

Number go up make people happy.

Didn’t Microsoft also have a chat bot that went off the rails, talking about Hitler and such? Found it. It was named Tay.

The world may be ending, but I’ve still got work to do.

Jack Black?

Nonsensical? Sure seemed to be pretty coherent to me.

Along those same lines, aren’t backup cameras becoming standard in vehicles?

And yet, if you promised ice cream a month ago, the child could probably recall every small detail, from what you were both wearing, the number of cars on the street, the song on the radio, etc.

Balatro just came out on mobile. Might be a bit too much focusing if you’re really into min-maxing though.

Mine once asked my brother in law if she was the real Name because another girl at her school shared first names.

My mother asked me if I knew where my old one was for my little brother, so yes.

As a parent, sometimes it’s a hope, not a lie.