Noooo you’ll let the magic smoke out

Why was I laughing? Oh, yes, that extinct bird. Hee hee hee.

One set of parents brought a big bag of earplugs to pass around the plane on a flight I was on. They (fortunately for all of us but mostly them, incorrectly) suspected their infants would scream much of the flight. I do not know them but they are some of my favorite people.

Yeah come on like how big a hole

Could already be going. We didn’t name them World War 1 and World War 2 until after they were over

it is. some friends in college were getting together around thanksgiving for a turkey roast. i’m allergic to turkey so I intentionally misheard them and showed up with a box of twinkies. a tradition was born that day.

If I’m going to have a twinkie, I’ll grill it (or toss it in the air fryer I have to try that) just enough until it starts to caramelize on the outside

I would never. The next guest would want to savor my peaty aroma and be awed.

Oh I can’t make eye contact with them they’re too pretty

My one of my cats liked to hide behind the shower curtain and reach in to swat my naked behind when I wasn’t looking.

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Where’s my fellow "yo’d’ll"s at

Remote work to a slow computer.

They’re dead

Insert them into John McAfee’s urethra!

This isn’t the bong you’re looking for

I’ma show this to my wife the next time the smoke thing beeps as an excuse to get a fancy new thermometer.

So what’s the niche? I don’t get it.

One of my old boxes is still win7. I’m never upgrading it and I keep it as a media thingo. I have an xp box in the garage somewhere, but I may have cannibalized the parts at some point. I’m pretty sure it works.

I knew my bookmarks would save me